Bucks Fizz's Tits

[Phil McC]

Went to a gay talent contest last night (no funny remarks) I am working on a new TV show with Stephanie Scarlet (documentary so we don't need to pay anyone), anyway one of the judges was that chick from Bucks Fizz, not the chubby one the real nice blonde. Stephanie told her she had nice tits which I have to agree she does. I waited till chucking out time before hatching the plot, I went up to her and in my highest pitched voice asked if I could feel them, thinking she was in gay, safe hands she let me give them a good feel-up then when my voice broke she worked out and laughed. But stangely never slapped my face or knee'd me in the bollocks.
If Woody say's this is OT it's coz he's jealous.

Phil McC

[martin kane]

where did you place in the contest then ?

[steve56]

jay ashton or cheryl baker?

[Ace]

hmmmmmmmm, might try that little trick with Violet then

[Rt Hon J.Walker]

Typical Jock. Should be fucking ashamed -disgusting behaviour

[steve56]

and its not hogmany yet!!!!

[jj (maybe)]

Could be a whole new thread: How gay is Phil? Answers in centimetres or gallons, please.........
And why didn't he go for Cheryl?
(Yes.....I know she probably wasn't there, before the eejits start).

[Phil McC]

The skinny one, I might be getting a picture of her, I offered to sing one of my Garth Brooks numbers but strangely they threatened to toss me out (or was it off). Funny thing is they all think the Fuck Truck is great and want to do a gay one. We are looking for a title for the series. I of course will not be involved. I might be judging the talent contest next week they are dragging the barrel, or is it just dragging.

"SOMETIMES EH LATE AT NIGHT EH I LIE AWAKE AND WATCH ER SLEEPING EH I'ME LOST EH IN PEACEFUL DREAMS EH"

Sorry lads just went into one,

Phil McC
(The Half stoned cowboy)

[jj (quite probably)]

Yeah,.....right.
I for one would fall about laughing when Jim gives you a Gorbals Kiss.
(Then, when you're both 'distracted', I might get a look-in, heh heh).
Just call me Colin McCrafty.........

[Mick Handy]

Only half stoned ..... maybe i should come round and teach you how to get fully stoned......(-:

Mick Handy