Empathy Please

[Matt]

There is nothing more frustrating then subtly watching great porn at university when you get a little bored of reading about dead greek people. I am making great use of my uni's insane speed connection to the net and downloading copious amounts of great quality, personally preferable erotica and uploading it to a large server ready to download it when I get back home. Unfortunately, some of it is really very good, just to my tastes, which has already resulted in two trips to the toilet.

Somebody please throw a bucket of cold water over me - things seem unusually hot today.

[Homer....]

.....and WHAT, exactly is wrong with The Odyssey? Possibly the greatest story ever told?
Euoi...........
I have another couple of titles, if you're interested..........