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It made me chuckle, give it a go and tell us what your new name is.

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
>name:
> >> a = poopsie
> >> b = lumpy
> >> c = buttercup
> >> d = gidget
> >> e = crusty
> >> f = greasy
> >> g = fluffy
> >> h = cheeseball
> >> i = chim-chim
> >> j = stinky
> >> k = flunky
> >> l = boobie
> >> m = pinky
> >> n = zippy
> >> o = goober
> >> p = doofus
> >> q = slimy
> >> r = loopy
> >> s = snotty
> >> t = tootie
> >> u = dorkey
> >> v = squeezit
> >> w = oprah
> >> x = skipper
> >> y = dinky
> >> z = zsa-zsa
> >>
> >> Use the second letter of your last name to determine the
> >> first half of your new last name:
> >> a = apple
> >> b = toilet
> >> c = giggle
> >> d = burger
> >> e = girdle
> >> f = barf
> >> g = lizard
> >> h = waffle
> >> i = cootie
> >> j = monkey
> >> k = potty
> >> l = liver
> >> m = banana
> >> n = rhino
> >> o = bubble
> >> p = hamster
> >> q = toad
> >> r = gizzard
> >> s = pizza
> >> t = gerbil
> >> u = chicken
> >> v = pickle
> >> w = chuckle
> >> x = tofu
> >> y = gorilla
> >> z = stinker
> >>
> >> Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the
> >> second half of your new last name:
> >> a = head
> >> b = mouth
> >> c = face
> >> d = nose
> >> e = tush
> >> f = breath
> >> g = pants
> >> h = shorts
> >> i = lips
> >> j = honker
> >> k = butt
> >> l = brain
> >> m = tushie
> >> n = chunks
> >> o = hiney
> >> p = biscuits
> >> q = toes
> >> r = buns
> >> s = fanny
> >> t = sniffer
> >> u = sprinkles
> >> v = kisser
> >> w = squirt
> >> x = humperdinck
> >> y = brains
> >> z = juice

Poopsie Applebiscuits

crusty gizzard.

Lizard.....

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yep, still Ace...........didn't make ME chuckle

Fair play to Halibut for sending this trash in, but its NOT funny because its American.

wheres bush then?

crusty apple nose

zippy gizzardnose
fuck off bungle im trying to tear george a new arsehole

Loopy Applebutt.
It's suprising how accurate a description that is!