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Just out of curiosity, did you use my 'Kick her back doors' line at your pub? And, more importantly, did it get a result or a hiding from some un-amused boyfriend?

I went down the Albert (Lark Lane) Liverpool , a great pub ! Lots of Student
Totty .....but got really pissed with my mate's and forgot about it untill about 10.00 o clock , we were standing at the bar when this 20 something blonde girl and her mate walked in , most of my mates were having a gander (like you do) when i remembered the line and used it (not really loud enough for the girls to hear )but my mate Steve (i know your reading this dude)was just downing his pint of cain's and ended up spitting it out laughing everywhere and over everyone !
So i havent got to use it on a girl yet but steve bought us all a round of double JD's and we carried on getting pissed and having a right laugh over the expression (none of them had ever heard ) so cheers ACE a great evening made even better by your great catchprase !

Glad to be of service Elton, not very often I would help a Scouser out, but when its porn and the lads, you HAVE to break those barriers down

Hi Ace

My silly Little Bra has snapped and i was wondering if you and your army pal's could help fix it for me as iam horny and tanning topless by my swiming pool and can't be arsed to go to the shop's for a new one ?

p.s my back door's are hot and wet and need a really good kicking-in big
boy!

Last time I shagged a scouser, I got crabs, and she nicked my wallet, so I will pass on this offer......tempting as it is.