OPRA PORN/BALET PORN!!!!!

[clueless_joe]

My fantacy is OPRA porn and BALET porn!!!!!! Yess!!! I kno it sound unlikley but I belief it cold work and even be poplar!!!!!

OPRA porn is like ordinery porn exept that the performar's and performareses are singeing while they are haveing SEXXX!!!!! BALET porn is aslo like ordinery porn exept that they doant say anythink - insted they excpress they'r meaning through DANSE!!!!!

I get the idea from waching MOLINROGE and aslo a abot fisteng!!!!!
The storey is that a ladey is an OPRASINGER but she can no longer hit the hinote's!!!! So she go see a DOCTER!!!!! The docter say "o the onley way 2 cure u is to give u a fisteng"!!!!!

I DOANT THINK SO!!!!!!!!!!!! (but i supose even DOCTER'S sometime's lie!!!!)

So the docter give her the fisteng and as the hand go in she singe the QUENOFTHENIGT area from MAGICFLUET by MOSART!!!And whatdoukno!!!
SHE HIT'S THE HINOTE'S!!!!!!!!!!!

This cold be verry sucesful... why???? BECUASE ITS EDUCATONAL!!!!!!!!! Even techer's woant object!!!!!

BALET porn is simlar but prehaps it involve top performar's eg DARCEYBUSEL and WANESLEEP!!!!!!!!!! I notise that when some ppl have SEXXX it is so flued and poetic that it mite almoast be BALET!!!! so its not to far a step!!!!!!

Is this a fantacy or cold somebodey make it a REALTY???????

[steve56]

think this is 1 for the o/t forum,i may be wrong though?

[clueless_joe]

no u may be right!!!! I wold put it they'r but I dont kno how (((

[steve56]

click the appropiate forum,o/t is shown under the bgafd forum to your right.

[clueless_joe]

o is it to late to move this i wich I hadent made an EMBARASING foepa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I doent kno how to delete this!!!! if i poast on OT prehaps somone else can delete this!!!!! plese?????

[steve56]

its been done.

[clueless_joe]

thank u

[magoo]

Good grief!!

Never again will I worry that I may have posted something silly while very drunk. This has to be the wierdest post I have ever read. And makes my occasional drunken silliness seem highly logical and coherent by comparrison.

I thought Allan from UK Sweet was on the rampage again but even he isnt THIS odd.

Fascinating posts and something my friends at The Royal College of Psychiatry will be studying in depth.

[steve56]

thought it was a wind up wen i 1st read it,im not a fan of either give me rock/n roll acid,psychedelic anytime

[Melvyn 'Syrup' Bragg]

I adore Opera........NOT the fat black lass who has TV shows for trailer trash. So PLEEEEEEEEASE spell it, and B-A-L-L-E-T correctly. NO excuses for such ignorance dealing with art like this