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Good news for wankers....

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2003 5:18 pm
by Fish Finger
It may send you blind, but at least wanking has some health benefits.

Check this out

Re: Good news for wankers....

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2003 5:19 am
by Elton dong
A Welsh band called MAN brought out an album called

'Be Good To Yourself At Least Once A Day' looks like they were right !

cheers for the fact's Fish !

Re: Good news for wankers....

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2003 7:35 am
by Fanackerpants

Re: Good news for wankers....

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2003 1:40 pm
by Flett
Aussie research, eh? Wonder how much input Buttsie had.

Re: Good news for wankers....

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2003 8:47 pm
by buttsie
My 30 year experiment for The Wankers Anonymous Foundation started at age 20 as a perfect specimen of manhood-believe it or not

Conducted under laboratory conditions(I live in a big transportable bubble)

I am required to Wank more than 5 times a week,at least once a day
and abstain from any intercourse(No vaginal,anal or Blow up dolls)

Now 17 years into it I can state with great authority that

Wanking doesn't cause Blindness
Hairy palms are a myth

cheers
B....OZ The Bubble Boy

Re: Good news for wankers....

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 12:08 am
by magoo
The victorians beleived masturbation caused insanity.

Has your experiment made any conclusions on this theory?

Re: Good news for wankers....

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 4:17 am
by Sheikh of Tweak
Depends on your definition of insane behaviour!!!!!

A typical day in the bubble might involve the following

Dawn till Noon is exercise of all types

Then its rest and recreation

Afternoon TV.... Days of our Lives to Bold & the Beautiful to General Hospital
on alternate afternoons...Ricki Lake to Jerry Springer to Judge Judy and finally Oprah

Evenings normally start with The Simpsons to Southpark and Crank Yankers

Channel surfing like any regular hetero guy

Looks all perfectly healthy to me...certainly stimulates makes me braindead which the scientists have said is good for a deep refreshing sleeps

Think I might change my handle to SNAG...Sensitive New Age G?

cheers
B....OZ

Re: Good news for wankers....

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 6:51 am
by Wink Wink
Well now I know the reason for my insanity......wibble wibble gibber gibber........!!!!

Re: Good news for wankers....

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 3:30 pm
by magoo
Reminds me of that song by Paul Simon.....Boy in The Bubble.

Whats Crank Yankers?

Re: Good news for wankers....

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 3:59 pm
by Nic
Thank god - ive got a valid excuse to give the Mrs. now :)
Wonder if this means she'll help me fight off the prostate cancer a bit more often?