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Playing the gameboy whilst sat on the crapper is compulsory(sp) in our gaff
even when you loose the power of yer legs and fall over like a very pissed person, this has just happened to me, I got off the pot and dropped to the floor like a japanese sniper. Having recovered my composure and had a quick toke, I,m almost back to normal albeit with NO feeling from the waist down, anyway I digress, I,m posting this rubbish because just as the blood left my body I notched up 425,000 something...Yaaay, thats a big deal in our house, a bit like a hole in one without the fishy smell, So! is that a high score or am I celebrating prematurally(sp) whats the highest score at tetris
youv,e got? please dont fib...I,ll know. oh! forgot game "A" tetris, also has anyone seen that babysitter movie with gauge, where she gets it up the shitter whilst doing a hanstand, that should be an olympic sport that...

Liz

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Cant help with your gaming antics mate. I only ever play pocket billiards and my score on that is five with one man out for lbw.

Anyway nice to have you back here after your hols. Unfortunately I had to go away at the same time to do some technical shit for my ex employer and JJ vanished at the same time. This led to some arse trying to start a conspiracy theory that we had all gone off to start our own forum. As if we could even be arsed to bother.

And I told you not to use that tea I left in your cupboard. Its morocan. Thats why you fell off the bog and pebble dashed the floor!

I had hoped to not find posts like, "best band" best album, best film, best actor, best cover version, best goerge best, best liver, best wank, but alas, No! I wonder what the next best will be!!, I dont know about conspiracy, Iv,e had constipation for 3 days, hence sitting on the pan, and loosing the power of walking, I used to live in a pebble dashed house in Prestwich, and no maggs I,m not a R.S.P. I remember it being a great place tp grow up, I drove past it last week, and there,s a bunch of poxy yuppie flats there now with as much community spirit as a jeffery darmer re-union party.....things aint wot they used to be....
ps: ta for the mail I did reply, but you were probably missing, pissed in action.

Liz

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No Liz. I was not missing pissed in action. I stayed totally sober for over one month. I was not even allowed a beer at the end of the day due to the technical/tactical nature of the job. I was in fact very high up a mast twiddling with a transmitter relating to microwave links and digital comms. Due to crap training of new people they called me back to do it. I told them I was scared of hieghts but they said I never mentioned that ten years ago and seemed happy with hieghts and ropes back then. I got my glove caught in the caribeena an nearly shat a brick. I am never doing any job involving tall radio masts or ships ever again.

PS sorry about the poor spelling