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This is funny!!!

An Irishman an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view was
fantastic, the beer
excellent, the food exceptional.
"Y'know" said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in
Glasgow there's a little
bar called McTavish's. Now
the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you
buy 4 drinks he will
buy the 5th drink for you."

"Well" said the Englishman, "At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there
will buy you your 3rd
drink after you buy the first
2."

"Ahhh that's nothin'" said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's Ryan's
Bar. Now the moment
you set foot in the place
they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when
you've had enough drinks
they'll take you upstairs
and see
that you get laid. All on the house."

The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's claims.
He swears every word is true.
"Well" said the Englishman, "Did this actually happen to you?"
"Not me myself, personally, no," said the Irishman. "But it did happen to me
sister."

very funny,to be sure.