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And it is the absolute fucking bollocks dudes.
Now all I need is a mountain.

Chris Evan's ego should do for starters.

[img]http://www.saracen.co.uk/havoc.jpg[/img]

A Saracen Havoc & probably the only one left in the bastard country.
Any one local to me that fancies doing some extreme shit perchance?....didn't think so.

it looks excactly like the 1 sues brother david had about 1972???

Ermmm...ok Steve.


They didn't actually have full suspension downhill/Extreme-X bikes back then, but ok.

Perhaps, and this is just a guess, you're thinking of a broken Grifter?

Wot no go faster stripes on it??

That was an optional extra.
I figure I can add them later and put a basket, bell & streamer tail on it.

I'll rule the mountains in a style guru way.

I can see you entering the Tour de France next year on that!!

Wrong kinda bike.
It's more for doing downhill & X-Country extreme shit.

I'm looking at doing 20ft gaps with 8 foot drop for starters.


Steve, grab ya chopper and find a mountain.

...cue endless stream of knob gags...

Remember to put one of them little speedo things on it....you want to know how fast your going & also one of them mileage counters....you will want to know how far you have travelled!

I notice you remembered to take the stabilisers off before taking a photo

...yeah mom said I should or I would look like a wimp.

What have I let myself in for?!
I may as well have just done the box splits and let everyone stamp on my conkers.