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Radio Ga -ga
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2003 7:34 pm
by Lizard
Got a digital radio, cost a ton and it,s the bollocks, fuckin unbelievable range of music, summat for all, even 56!, yes a 24hr Des o connor, dedicated music channel and various other dead celebs, just heard juke box hero, Foriegner- 'kin' priceless.
Get One!
Liz
Re: Radio Ga -ga
Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2003 6:04 am
by Bronson Lee
I was staying at a hotel in france (without Carol)
I had a great nights sleep and then in the morning a tasty french bird
dressed as a sexy maid came in my room with a hot Cupper !
rolled back the sheets to the bed i was in and gave me a fantastic Blowjob
well i thought ......thats nice !
the next day the same thing happened .....amazing !
so on my last day i told the Manager .....
'Every morning your maid brought me a cupper and rolled back the sheets and gave me a blowjob ......do i need to pay extra'?
'No Elton' he said
'the price of the room includes a Goblin Teasmaid'
boom boom
Re: Radio Ga -ga
Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2003 6:56 am
by Lizard
I,m not sure about your story Elt, call me an old cynic, but I sometimes think you make these things up, just to sound more 'windswept and interesting'
I was stayed at the 'Hatfield travel lodge' (with Carol) and I asked her if she fancied summat to eat! "there,s a little chef next door I said" what the fuck would I want with one of those she cried! 'I dont need no little chef, I need a cook with a cock the size of Southport pier, anyway I sweet talked her into polishing me knob with her dentures, and took her to Mc Donalds for a 1/4 pounder! she always seems content with one of those in her mouth.......
Re: Radio Ga -ga
Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2003 8:30 am
by Deuce Bigolo
Juke box hero
Dirty White Boy & Hotblooded can't be too far away
What radio station would play these classics?...Pirate Radio behind the disguise of your Local Internet Cafe
cheers
B....OZ Bollocks is me Middle name
the Pirate Radio behind the internet cafe !
Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2003 9:47 am
by Bronson Lee
I think youve hit the nail buttsie ....lol
its all starting to sound like 'The man from Uncle'
Carol went out with a bloke that looked like ' Illya Kuryakin '
and she got thrush !!!
Re: the Pirate Radio behind the internet cafe !
Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2003 11:54 am
by steve56
ah so thats why napoleons solo.
Re: the Pirate Radio behind the internet cafe !
Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2003 12:11 pm
by Pervert
Good God---Steve in excellent joke shocker!
Re: the Pirate Radio behind the internet cafe !
Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2003 6:34 am
by Bronson Lee
I bet he wears an eye patch and bandana when hes on air
....and pretends to have a parrot ......... or is that John Mason ...ummmm