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Just had a text of Carol! she wants to know if her dentures are stuck to your knob! apparantly you two had a very enthusiastic encounter last night and she,s lost them. She cant do countdown without them, and mine are in the garage having a service, I said I would pass the message on as your mobile,s turned off as usual......

LoL.........

Jesus thats what they are !!!

I woke up this morning ,thought id have a waz

...looked down and saw my helmit and shouted

' Jesus Christ my cocks turned into Ester Ranson'
(and i went stright on a drinking binge)

so cheers Liz .....thats a load of my mind

well its a shame really as my foreskin has already grown over them and i was getting free drinks down my local for doing an impression of Alien .......

(you didnt use up all her denture grip again did you ?
you can stick to the walls without it ....weve all seen you !)

" I woke up this morning ,thought id have a waz" is that a howlin woolfe track?

sounds like little willy john to me?lol.

Ive only heard it by the Big Bopper.........!