egafd.com

Hi,

GOOD NEWS.......

The new football season kicks off today with my team Arsenal playing Man U in the Community shield.

A whole new season of watching hot sweaty men run around! Mmmm

GO GO GUNNERS!

Janey Web
xxxxx

Now, Janey, you just know that is going to upset poor Ace.

Anyway, isn't it time that Grandstand started to cater for popular minority sports in this country. How about pro-celebrity lipstick lesbianism instead of racing from Ascot?

How about womens topless table tennis??

Sounds like a winner to me. Or volleyball, trampolining or even show-jumping: just as long as it has that topless element.

Apologies, Janey, for hijacking this thread. Best of luck to Arsenal (and all other sides, since I have no particular axe to grind with regard the Premiership).

Hi Caractacus,

No worries about the hijack, some fun ideas here.

We lost Boo hoo. But they couldn't take us down even when we were down to 10 men in the 90 mins.

Penalties pah penalties lol. My favorite player missed the one which made us lose....

Guess I am in for a little bit of ribbing in my live cam show tomorrow nigth...

On the sports theme, Craig suggested I should organise a gangbang with the premiereship team that has the biggest cock meat combined in their first 11.

He would film them all in line, donned in their kits with me laying on the bed commencing proceeding by shouting "every holes a goal lads!"

So the question now is - "which premiereship team has the greatest amount of cock meant - length and girth in their first eleven?"

If we can work this out, perhaps I can turn up after 90 minutes and pretend to be the soap in their changing rooms......

Janey Web
XXX

Sorry about the result, Janey. Hope you realise what you've let yourself in for with that suggestion: at least a dozen posts with people calling their least favourite team a bunch of p***ks.

Not sure which team he joined from the evil ones (the Huns) during the summer (Blackburn?), but rumour has it that whichever side Lorenzo Amoruso is with will have a BIG advantage.

the match is on bbc1 after eastenders but you probaly know that.

Hi Steve,

I managed to avoid BBC1 tonight

Sadly I went back to work.

Going to grab a duvet now and crash.

a tired

Janey Web
xxx

.

I heard Dion Dublin has a cock like a carthorse Janey.
By the way, I hate Mancs, but did laugh at Pires's piss poor penalty. Chelsea would have sorted your lot out after 90 mins....no worries.

Hi Ace,

Rumour has it own own Mr Vieira is hung with some impressive off pitch assets too.

Perhaps rather than finding a current team of excellence, we could come up with a best X11 cockmeat from the last few years.

Any other candidates anyone?

Love

Janey Web
xxx