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I read an article in (i think) a lads mag which was listing "belguim biscuit" as its No.1 dirtiest sexual fetish......it said that belguim biscuit was so rude it couldnt print what it actually was????

I have no idea wot belguim biscuit is - can anybody shed light on the matter?

An old squaddie favourite. (Apparently) 4 VERY good mates in the Army wank off over a biscuit and whoever cums last has to eat it. REAL male bonding!! Comes (fnarr fnarr) from the appearance of a Belgium Bun (The one with a glazed icing on top)
In my 12 years in HM Armed Forces, I have NEVER seen or heard of this actually happening, one of those Urban Myths.............but I HAVE to say that, as Im still serving (just)

Also watch out for French toast ......... its not egg mate !

I've heard of similar acts in kitchens if you ask for the your meal to be altered

Like the lady who asked for her sushi to be cooked...the cook refused but finally relented

Came with a special cream sauce...ended up at the doctors 3 days later with a serious throat infection if memory serves me correctly...enough said

A win/win situation...she got better and kitchenhand number 2 found out he a STD

cheers
B....OZ If your eating out...don't complain

At school we had this guy who could bring up the nastyest snot .....

every school must have one ......

he would make a strange nose sucking sound and then spit this large green gray matter sometimes at teachers ,other kids and just for fun the windows to the gym (and it would live there for weeks sometimes months)that the girls were running around in ......

a quite a few years after I left school I was walking passed a well known restaurant and from the top window someone called 'oi' 'Dong' i looked up and it was the very same snot-boy , so i asked him what you up to .....

I am the head cook he said with pride ..........

needless to say i never ate there !

Carol likes a 'scrotch' egg, this is a standard scotch egg, which she buries up her front box for a hour, oh the fun we have retrieving !! she also likes a 'scouse' ommelette, this is where I go to Asda and nick a dozen eggs, then whip her up, something tasty........ she,s a card that lass!

I hope you realise that, between you, you and Elton have ruined Countdown for me.

The sign of a truly sick individual...born with an internal puss bucket
I know the type all to well...could hit a spot3 metres above their head and it wouldn't fall back but just sit there...waiting...for an unexpected victim...like a pidgeon on a telephone wire

Still One doesn't need to be internally sick to be a bad cook

Take an acquaintance of mine cooking at a 5 star restaurant

A customer complained that their steak was too tough so he tenderised by
placing on the floor(clean enough you could eat of it) and delicately jumping on it few times before putting it back on the plate and out to the customer
Didn't receive any complaints...claimed it was an old trick from Fitter & Turners Inc.

cheers
B....OZ

Whats to ruin............

"sticky biscuit" is/ was a couples game. It's at least ten years since I heard of it though. If you fancy playing its easy and probably fun. The couples stand in a circle men facing inwards, women kneeling in front of their partner. At least two couples are required( obviously), the maximum number depends on the size of the biscuit! On the starters signals women begin to furiously wank and blow their men. Each man delivers his load onto the "biscuit" and the last woman to make her man come is presented with the spunk covered " biscuit".( the men are not permitted to touch there own weapons) What happens next, well some women eat it( for those who know each other very well). In the case of a large group of players, the "biscuit" may take the form of a container, in which case it may turn into a bukake style ending. It's obvioulsy a variation of the belgian biscuit and more palatable to me. I'd love to play but think "she'd" never let me. However I look forward to seeing it on " Call my Bluff".