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Carols not impressed with your 60s/70s knowledge, she thought you were only 26! the thought of piss stained pensioners playing Southport flower gardens has turned her stomach a bit, I rubbed it better (from the inside) so she,s fine now, and having a nice cuppa in bed with me... she did however approve of your new nickname, as 'pocket rocket' was a bit of a mouthful for her...fnarr, anyway,s we are off shopping now, she is talking about buying you some white cotton socks to go with your jesus sandals, I,ll try and talk her out of it!..

ps. Who is Tony Lansborough? and while your on about blue rinse singers, what about the Fortunes, I once saw them live (for a bet) and their harmonies were incredible, couldn,t tell you what they sang, but I do remember they were quite brilliant on a accaplla version of some Beatles song...

I meant Charlie Lansborough, is he a local counciller?

Far more scary than Dracula , poll tax or Scary spice !
she creeps up on sleeping children and starts singing 'Step in side luv'
they become worst than undead they become Fame academy students !

Your gonna have to talk Carol out of sawing off her left leg and replacing it
with a wooden one ! shes been on about that Heather Mill and all the TV work shes getting and i keep saying to Carol the One legged Tranny look works for her and Chris Biggins alone .....Dont go there Carol ....

Scud my bitch up .....

Just heard Cliff Richturd, singin 'wired for sound', if there was any justice he should be!

Ta-ra everybody ta-ra.

Now did I set the house alarm?????

cliffs corny xmas records too:savouirs day/mistletoe and wine for someone that cant sing hes made lots of money outa nothing.

Bet ANY money Steve that when we are posting here in 2015, you will say how GREAT the 90's were, and how you liked Cliff especially!!

no chance ace,not cliff hes too good to be true hes a put on rather have tom jones,

I am writing down 'Cliff hes too good to be true'

Steve ... you would'nt want us to use that out of context would you ?

.......bet you like him with the Shadows though !



Go on mum give-em porn !

only really watched their films to take the piss:xpresso bongo was good for a laugh

He needed the money to pay for his botox injections.