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Friend of yours, Lizard?
Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2003 8:43 pm
by Pervert
Wouldn't fancy finding that in my garden.
Re: Friend of yours, Lizard?
Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2003 8:47 pm
by Lizard
It,s my cousin Jammal, but he dont know nuttin about Sharon Stones husband, he was at a cactus show with me.......
Re: Friend of yours, Lizard?
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2003 12:04 am
by jj
"It's still possible that the dragon is not a dragon at all, but one of many kinds of monitor lizards, all of which are carnivores". Which, of course, it is: Varanus niloticus, I think.......
Depressing ignorance again from the Beeb: of COURSE it's not a bleedin' dragon: dragons are only found in fairy stories.
Sheeeessshhh.........and BTW, they're NOT all carnivores: at least, many are facultatively frugivorous (that is, they eat fruit when they can't get fruitbat).
Re: Friend of yours, Lizard?
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2003 3:12 am
by mart
Isn't that the same Komodo Dragon in both pix? How did it manage to travel between the two places without being spotted? It must have been by plane. What does that tell us about airport security?
Mart
Re: Friend of yours, Lizard?
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2003 4:06 am
by steve56
its funny i always had lizards for placid and docile creatures?
Re: Friend of yours, Lizard?
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2003 5:26 pm
by jj
It tells us that, very wisely, airport staff won't mess with a dirty great Komodo Dragon, even if he hasn't got a boarding-pass.
My breath has been known to have a similar effect on impertinent Revenue-Protection officials..............
Re: Friend of yours, Lizard?
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2003 5:27 pm
by jj
So are pussycats: as long as yer not a mouse: it's all down to POV.
Re: Friend of yours, Lizard?
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2003 11:56 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
Sounds like a load of baloney to me
Komodos are known for their legendary speed
Quicker than the human eye apparently
Then again if the locals are spaced out on opium
anything would be possible
If Dogs & kitties have been disappearing I'd check out the the closest Asian takeaway...isn't Beirut part of Asia-Minor....if memory serves me correctly
cheers
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