A question from an 'inbred wurzel'?
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2003 9:16 pm
Just a thought,
Since 80% of the poplation live in towns, cities & urban areas & are obviously perfect examples of the human race could some one please explain to me exactly what a proper person is meant to be like.
It's obvious that if you come from the country you have to be thick, with your knuckles dragging on the ground & go around fucking your own mother but i'm still a bit confused.
We have low crime, low pollution, a stress free enviroment, no noisy neighbours, space to live, a great comunity( I know every one in the village & have done for the last 30 years), plenty of parking & no violence on a Saturday night. Sounds like a pretty good place to live to me.
But, I hear you say. Your a 'rich twat'. Well ok, guilty. I do have a 10 year old car & make the quite frankly offensive ?13,000 per year being a gardener so I obviously earn to much. Oh & as people have pointed out i'm a bloodthirsty barbarian. True again, we have home grown veg, we raise our own chickens, turkeys & pigs that live free range all their lives. We go shooting for rabbit, pigeon, pheasant & duck that have had a terrible time living a natural life in the country. We recycle our paper, glass & cans & generaly do everything we can to fuck the world up!!
Sorry again for being such a demon, but you have to understand I can't help it as i'm an 'inbread wurzle'.
I will give up all my bad habbits & try to be more like to good people of our fine cities. I will eat maltreated, crippled chickens & buy food for less that it costs the farmers to produce it from wonderfull supermarkets that crush those evil little village shops. I will spend my time stuck i traffic jams or on knackered public transport because it looks sooooo much fun. And then when I do finaly get home to my perfect takaway dinner I will look forward to finding my car has been stolen, someone has puked up on my front path & if i'm really lucky I can go down the local nightclub & get beaten up......just for a laugh.
Hmmmm! Second thoughts, fuck it!! Think i'll just carry on shagging sheap & being a 'rich twat' with all my rich farmer, builder & wurzle friends & our spangly 10 year old rust bucket cars.
Since 80% of the poplation live in towns, cities & urban areas & are obviously perfect examples of the human race could some one please explain to me exactly what a proper person is meant to be like.
It's obvious that if you come from the country you have to be thick, with your knuckles dragging on the ground & go around fucking your own mother but i'm still a bit confused.
We have low crime, low pollution, a stress free enviroment, no noisy neighbours, space to live, a great comunity( I know every one in the village & have done for the last 30 years), plenty of parking & no violence on a Saturday night. Sounds like a pretty good place to live to me.
But, I hear you say. Your a 'rich twat'. Well ok, guilty. I do have a 10 year old car & make the quite frankly offensive ?13,000 per year being a gardener so I obviously earn to much. Oh & as people have pointed out i'm a bloodthirsty barbarian. True again, we have home grown veg, we raise our own chickens, turkeys & pigs that live free range all their lives. We go shooting for rabbit, pigeon, pheasant & duck that have had a terrible time living a natural life in the country. We recycle our paper, glass & cans & generaly do everything we can to fuck the world up!!
Sorry again for being such a demon, but you have to understand I can't help it as i'm an 'inbread wurzle'.
I will give up all my bad habbits & try to be more like to good people of our fine cities. I will eat maltreated, crippled chickens & buy food for less that it costs the farmers to produce it from wonderfull supermarkets that crush those evil little village shops. I will spend my time stuck i traffic jams or on knackered public transport because it looks sooooo much fun. And then when I do finaly get home to my perfect takaway dinner I will look forward to finding my car has been stolen, someone has puked up on my front path & if i'm really lucky I can go down the local nightclub & get beaten up......just for a laugh.
Hmmmm! Second thoughts, fuck it!! Think i'll just carry on shagging sheap & being a 'rich twat' with all my rich farmer, builder & wurzle friends & our spangly 10 year old rust bucket cars.