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Anna Kournikova swaps Tennis for Acting
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 4:27 am
by Deuce Bigolo
Bugger
Can just imagine the type of films she'll be in...Clueless the Sequel also starring Eric Cantona
She might even manage win a Tennis Tournament or God forbid the Grand Slam
cheers
B....OZ
Re: Anna Kournikova swaps Tennis for Acting
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 8:03 am
by Bronson Lee
Deuce Bigolo wrote:
> Can just imagine the type of films she'll be in..
UMMMMMMMM ....OH YES ....
Anyway
Friday was a great day for Matthew Hayden .... ! hey Buttsie
38 fours and 11 sixes from 437 balls .... Amazing stuff man .
o/t Re: Anna Kournikova swaps Tennis for Acting
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 8:12 am
by Deuce Bigolo
As Ian Healy said when he got dismissed
He got a start(just after tea) and failed to go on with it
Still I'd take 380 against Zimbabwes Rank Amateurs
and it was good to see Brian 'Playboy' Lara lose his record
cheers
B....OZ
Re: Anna Kournikova swaps Tennis for Acting
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 9:50 am
by Pervert
Having seen her acting efforts in Me, Myself And Irene, I suspect her career will follow a similar course to her life in tennis: ie mega publicity for little success.
Re: Anna Kournikova swaps Tennis for Acting
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 10:36 am
by Deano!
I have already written some lines for her first movie. They go something like - " OOhhh, but I cant play tennis in just high heels and a gee string ! " and " A tennis racquet with a vibrating handle ? What would I do with that ? " and even " OK Kylie, now lets see if YOU can fit this cucumber all the way up ? "
Deano!
( pissed again )
Re: Anna Kournikova swaps Tennis for Acting
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 11:39 am
by Pervert
Or "Venus and Serena, why are you both wearing strap-ons. No, no!"
Re: Anna Kournikova swaps Tennis for Acting
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 1:41 pm
by crofter
or even get Tim Henman to play a ?tennis? player and pair them up in mixed doubles in a new hilarious tennis sex comedy ... ?that ball was in?.
Re: Anna Kournikova swaps Tennis for Acting
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 6:15 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
You're all very cruel but accurate
The perfect vehicle for her would be something like
Poison Ivy 3 without sound except in the gratuitous sex scenes
cheers
B....OZ
Re: Anna Kournikova swaps Tennis for Acting
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 6:28 pm
by steve56
if they ever remake personal services shed be the star surely,lol.
Re: Anna Kournikova swaps Tennis for Acting
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 6:58 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
Can't say I'm familiar with that one
Driving Miss Anna would be interesting
Alas she'll probbaly turn up on the usual celebrity drivel
Friends
cheers
B....OZ