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Watersports ? what's sporting about them ?

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 1:00 pm
by Bronson Lee
Who can piss the highest / longest / most ?

Is there a cup to be won ?

does a World Champion /best team / country ...... exisit ?

Re: Watersports ? what's sporting about them ?

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 1:21 pm
by Lizard
Carol can piss 28ft after downing 12 cuppa-soups, I piss myself ........quite a lot!

hope this helps.


Re: Watersports ? what's sporting about them ?

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 1:31 pm
by Bronson Lee
lol ......

Thats what we need a Fantasy Celeb piss league !

Ill top that by saying ........

I once had a piss next to kenny Lynch in an Est Est Est near Formby !
man he was in there for an hour ! even had his pint rested on the sink !
sigh of a serious drinker .

come on ? beat that ...........

Re: Watersports ? what's sporting about them ?

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 5:03 pm
by steve56
to each his own

When in Rome?

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 5:17 pm
by The Last Word
The ancient Greeks were well into this, and a lot worse besides. And how far away can we be from Andy Warhols' prediction that in the future we would all be visiting bars to witness people pissing/shitting for our own mere amusement? Perhaps it's an infantile/association thing - our potty obsession - somehow coming through to the adult psyche?

By the way, I had a piss next to John Barnes after a charity footy match a while ago. He did, of course, shoot wide (boom-boom).

--
"Let's do it..."


Re: Watersports ? what's sporting about them ?

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 5:25 pm
by jj
I once pissed on Peter Stringfellow's shoes.
But I was VERY drunk.

It didn't seem to arouse him, though: perhaps my chest is too small and my IQ too large............

Re: When in Rome?

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 5:34 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
I once refilled someones Pint in a toilet

I'll bet my last dollar some silly bugger would have been tempted...lol

cheers
B....OZ

Re: When in Rome?

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 5:48 pm
by Pervert
With Aussie lager, how would you tell the difference?

Re: Watersports ? what's sporting about them ?

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 7:37 pm
by Lizard
Eh!...what were you doing wearing Stringy,s shoes? I bet he was jolly annoyed when you gave them back with salt marks on them........or have I missed the point?