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Just when Australia looked to be out of its depth in the triangular series with its third string bowling attack our good mates and traditional rivals have lent a helping hand

A batting collapse of mammoth proportions in game 1 and a
fielding display worthy of a picnic frolic in game 2

Can't wait for game 3....lol

cheers
B....OZ

congrats deuse i missed going to oz this year to watch our whooping. i went to oz in 1998-9 the only test which went 5 days was the one we had to fly back on the last day adelade.COP THIS for a rip off ive just booked to go to the west indies for the barbados and antigua tests and the tickets are 289 pounds for 5 days !.

Cheers bt.

Poor show by NZ. All out for 95 in first match & then dropped catches costing them dear in the second. Tut Tut!!

Obviously trying to deter the locals from going or just ripping off the barmy army 'rich' travelling professionals

Personally I wouldn't go to the Cricket if you paid me

The standard Worldwide is abysmal compaired to the seventies & eighties
At least then the games were contests

There are no characters left in the game-We Luv you Merv
The game has gone to professional/robotic

cheers
B....OZ

PS All out for 97 Wink Wink...their lowest ever score in a one dayer

?

The Riddlers back

By the way if you haven't read your emails yet I've bought the Traci Lords Vid you were after

cheers
B...OZ

I know.
And I'm speechless with gratitude.
I wasn't hinting, honestly.
HONESTLY.
The thought REALLY never occurred.
How the Hell do I say this so that ANYONE would believe me?

Shame I can't send it by airmail..what with all the strike action...have entrusted said package with a reliable but slow carrier
Refugee Junk via Indonesia...delivery times 4months to 12 years

In the mean time using your imagination could come in handy...lol

cheers
B....OZ

What about piracy in the South China Sea?
Some bleedin' slitty-eyed coolie'll end up with my poor Traci: it could spell the end of The Great Leak Froward AND the Calentural Revolution.........
Oh, and I know the only Nooz you get over there is upside-down and six weeks old, thanks to Wacky Woopert and His Boy Wunda (only 30, and a director already, My God, he MUST be a genius, and it's absolutely nothing to do with genetics, oh no. Nepotism? Wozzat, then?), but the Stroik is over- normal service in about seven weeks, i.e one letter a week if yer lucky and that only slightly damaged.

The Pirates are easily appeased...the Junk holds emergency rations of Asia Carrera,Miko lee & Mia Smiles for such encounters but as our customers are all important I've change the plan-going with Stork mail(the next best thing to airmail) to relieve your anxiety.

If stress persists see your local brothel....lol

cheers
B....OZ