egafd.com

'If a clitoris is like a chip! then we are all french fries'....

Lizard 2003.

As we speak Professor JJ is translating Lizard's First Law into language that the ordinary Stephen Hawking on the street can understand, then Hawking will translate it for the rest of us.

Oh, and Lizard, for universal acceptance of your law, and bearing in mind the antipathy towards the "cheese-eating surrender monkeys," it might be best to change that to "we are all freedom fries."

I have NO idea how that happened, and apologise, still it was quite profound!...........

My first attempt at translating L'sFL runs thus: "A letter mislaid in a postal strike is like a hole in your capote anglaise".
Needs a bit of work, I think..................

Over to you, Professor Hawking . . . .

.......who is currently otherwise engaged, doing wheelies in his chair down the local skateboard-park.

String Theory? Load of bollocks............

Perhaps magoo can throw some light on it......always a wise one with his words.

I'd say by the content of the posting they haven't drunk enough as yet

otherwise they wouldn't be able to type

amen to that

cheers
B....OZ