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Don't normally watch it, but should be a laugh with old Ron eh?

.......not literally, one hopes.


Although now I think about it.............

if he can get a word in that is.

It was his getting something else in that concerned me.

i know that ron jeremy has done loads for the porn industry and i take my hat off to him but.....is he the ugliest stud on the planet or what.it looks like his face caught fire and somebody put it out with a hammer.

who cares - hes more to be pitied now, even with my perhaps youthful naivety and inexperience id sooner be settled with one woman for the rest of my life that to end up like him....just seeping loneliness and neediness outta every saggy pore....

Yes, I well remember the night of Thursday January 17th 2001, when Nina Hartley was smoking a joint whilst sitting on poor Ron's face.
As she reached over for her Martini, she dropped the spliff onto her pubes, igniting the dye in them and causing Ron's facial hair to burst into flame. The Fire Officer on duty was a 16-y-o rehab reject who reached for a hammer instead of the extinguisher.
The rest, as they say, is History............

By the way, ID, 'seeping loneliness and neediness from every pore' as you so poetically put it, and 'settled with one woman for the rest of my life' aren't mutually exclusive, you know. And the reason why I'm writing this depressing drivel is because I've just heard some on the radio, more specifically that slowed-down 'Mad World' by christ knows who. Outsider for Xmas no.1, they reckon. A nation slits its wrists.

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"Let's do it..."

i suppose you are correct but i think my gist was clear. lol thats pretty funny, i looove that mad world song since i saw Donnie Darko...and i love the tears for fears original....good lyrics...shame we must differ

Now that would make the show worth watching.

Mart