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Your Choice!

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2003 3:10 pm
by Lizard
Is it better to have rectal surgery without anaesthetic, or have to go to Ikea and buy a complete kitchen on a Sunday afternoon?....your comments welcome.


Re: Your Choice!

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2003 3:34 pm
by Zorro
I still have not recovered from by last botched attempt to buy a kitchen from Ikea.

Never in the history of mankind has something so seemingly simple gone so complete wrong in such a fast amount of time.

My camping stove in my unitless room, with freestanding washer/dryer machines etc still makes a great sausage, so life?s not gone all bad


Re: Your Choice!

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2003 5:46 pm
by bfu
if you must go at the weekend you must be mad, i always go in the week

Re: Your Choice!

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2003 9:28 pm
by woodgnome
i've bought eight (count 'em) kitchens from ikea and can recommend, without reservation, the comparative theraputic benefits of undergoing simultaneous, unanaesthetised, rectal/canal root surgery.

i can only assume we did something terrible to the swedish people, in the dim and distant past, to merit such cruel and unusual punishment.

Re: Your Choice!

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2003 9:33 pm
by nosey
We have let them stay neutral too long!!!!!!!!!!


Re: Your Choice!

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2003 12:02 am
by Boo2
Yes, weekdays and after 8pm ONLY! Ikea are now in the States. I can?t imagine Americans queing 75 minutes for the privilege of paying! As for their all pictures, no words, assembly instructions.... Mind you, got some great shelving from them last week, ?Stolemen?.

Re: Your Choice!

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2003 3:16 am
by mart
Good God Woodgnome, you really must be more careful with the chip pan. I guess you must be uninsurable after the first few fires.

Mart


Re: Your Choice!

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2003 8:51 am
by Lizard
Lol, only eight!, quitter......


Re: Your Choice!

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2003 12:09 pm
by woodgnome
i love chips, i do - hmm.... chips!