egafd.com

...or however you spell A-POLL-A-GEE.

A few weeks ago England won the Rugby World Cup. Our Prime Minister - John Howard - presented the medals looking like he had a hair up the eye of his cock ( perhaps he did ) but I was bloody ashamed to be an Aussie. Up until now I've been too embarrassed to post anything in this forum.

Now, without being too fucking condescending I just want to say for a start that this bottle of Gordons London Dry Gin is one of the many excellent British products that I fully endorse. What car could ever compete with a Rolls Royce ? Her Majesty The Queen.....the Yanks would die to have a queen for themselves. Samantha Fox's tits alone made England the focus of world affection. David Beckham, The Beatles, jet engines, mini skirts, Aston Martins, James Bond, when you shouted back at Hitler "Is that all you've fucking got ??? " ( even though you wondered if you'd see another day ), giving the French heaps of shit, looking after our Kylie over there, Monty Python, starting up Australia from nothing, English toffees, fine bone English china teacups with Earl Grey tea and Harrods full of stuff you couldn't get anywhere else. And all that just barely scratches Jo Guest's arse.

England for ever.
( and you deserved to win anyway )

You forgot our Greatest Gift to Sillivisation: Monty Python.

Python? 3rd para, line 8, unless my eyes are worse than yours.

....plus Spike M, Peter Cook, Orwell, Wodehouse etc....

--
"Let's do it..."

We still have no toilets

No, you're quite right, my eyes are worse than yours, young lady.
And I'm suing that bloody Speed-Reading School.

At least the thread-heading saves me starting a new topic........

Is this a personal reference, or a general observation?
Just curious.
Very curious.

No need for an apology

John Howard always looks like that and take from me as an Aussie
this was one of his better performances in public.

What else would you expect from a Lawyer/Part Time Politician approaching Pension age anyway?

Granted that British Babes are something else
especially chose that paraded around in the eighties

curtesy of Mart and his recently posted link

cheers
B....OZ

Howard always seems to me to be constipated.
Perhaps Ex-Lax might lead to a policy-change?

lollll i thought i was the only one who noticed he seemed to be playing hoopla with the medals and their necks.....

Not f..cking likely

Bunch of Calculating Liars are the Liberals in OZstralia

They've brazenly lied to the public on many occasions because they know thats what the public wants-won them the last election-believe it or not

cheers
B....OZ