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Phew-I feared this might be a forumite
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2003 7:33 pm
by mart
Mart
Re: Phew-I feared this might be a forumite
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2003 9:06 pm
by Pervert
425 million years---yeah, that was about the last time I used mine.
Re: Phew-I feared this might be a forumite
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2003 9:13 pm
by jj
Mine's a bit wrinkly, but is yet to show any signs of mineralisation.
Come to think of it, it turning to stone might not be a bad thing........
Re: Phew-I feared this might be a forumite
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2003 9:24 pm
by Pervert
Okay, about to get rather distasteful here:
If mine could only manage the length and girth---though hopefully not the smell---of my shits, I suspect I could make it as a porn star.
Re: Phew-I feared this might be a forumite
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2003 9:32 pm
by jj
I've had second thoughts about the above- it might cause the odd bit of difficulty with peeing............