Solo
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 1:13 am
Does anyone on this site actually have a girlfriend? Or a boyfriend?
I was just wondering if you lot spent the day masturbating.
I was just wondering if you lot spent the day masturbating.
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Re: Solo
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 6:26 am
Oh dear, here we go again. I refer you, Mr Goldsmith, to the posts in answer to the subject Sickoes on the 28th. As you will read, these were written by adults with a healthy interest in British Adult Film models/actresses, and, incidentally, written on the keyboard using both hands at the same time. OK?
Re: Solo
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 6:40 am
Lets see
5.00am log on read messages and reply
6.00am masturbate for 3 hours
9.00am breakfast
9.30am shit
9.35am shower
9.45am shave
10.00am masturbate for 2 hours
12.00am watch news
12.30pm Lunch
1.30pm Beauty and the beast
2.30pm shopping for sexual produce
4.00pm masturbate for 2 hours
6.00pm watch news
6.30pm Tea
7.30pm world sports
8.00pm log on rean messages and reply
9.00pm maturbate for 1 hour
10.00pm go to bed dreaming about www.bgafd.co.uk
cheers
Master of the House
5.00am log on read messages and reply
6.00am masturbate for 3 hours
9.00am breakfast
9.30am shit
9.35am shower
9.45am shave
10.00am masturbate for 2 hours
12.00am watch news
12.30pm Lunch
1.30pm Beauty and the beast
2.30pm shopping for sexual produce
4.00pm masturbate for 2 hours
6.00pm watch news
6.30pm Tea
7.30pm world sports
8.00pm log on rean messages and reply
9.00pm maturbate for 1 hour
10.00pm go to bed dreaming about www.bgafd.co.uk
cheers
Master of the House
Re: Solo
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 7:48 am
Don't tar us with your brush, Spencer
Re: Solo
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 8:31 am
Great reply. Well done Buttsie.
I`m off to the doctors to get some cream for the friction burns on my penis and then to the supermarket for 12 boxes of Kleenex and a gallon of Baby Oil which will last me all week.
I`m off to the doctors to get some cream for the friction burns on my penis and then to the supermarket for 12 boxes of Kleenex and a gallon of Baby Oil which will last me all week.
Re: Solo
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 9:06 am
Give him the respect he deserves....None!!!
He only wants to know is there anybody else out there pulling hi self to a case of hairy palms.
cheers
He only wants to know is there anybody else out there pulling hi self to a case of hairy palms.
cheers
Re: Solo
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 9:12 am
I'm sure JJ could help you with the Kleenex apparently he still hasn't visited Phil McC to find Michelle Wright on Wife Watcher.
A gallon of baby oil..would have thought it didn't go with Vodka.(LOL).Bake beans do just as well for me ,when your on the go.
cheers
A gallon of baby oil..would have thought it didn't go with Vodka.(LOL).Bake beans do just as well for me ,when your on the go.
cheers
Re: Solo
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 9:22 am
With a name like that, I wouldn't expect SG to have a sense of humour.
Or of proportion.
Or, indeed, of reality.
My Mrs says it's OK for me to write this, then it's back on with the boxing gloves.
Or of proportion.
Or, indeed, of reality.
My Mrs says it's OK for me to write this, then it's back on with the boxing gloves.
Re: Solo
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 9:37 am
No friction with boxing gloves JJ?
cheers
cheers
Re: Solo
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2002 10:06 am
i suppose i should delete this thread but after last nights accident, i've lost all confidence!! 
spencer goldsmith is alexandra tompkinson/kevin.
perhaps, i'm partly to blame for this unseemly outburst. in my ribbing of their naivety when s/he tried a spot of forum wool pulling, i should have made more allowance for their blue-blooded sensitivities. after all, the non-wankers are different from you and me...
btw, i'm sorry to see that my advice has been ignored - the names used are still too symphonious not to be connected.
remember - mix it up!
spencer goldsmith is alexandra tompkinson/kevin.
perhaps, i'm partly to blame for this unseemly outburst. in my ribbing of their naivety when s/he tried a spot of forum wool pulling, i should have made more allowance for their blue-blooded sensitivities. after all, the non-wankers are different from you and me...
btw, i'm sorry to see that my advice has been ignored - the names used are still too symphonious not to be connected.
remember - mix it up!