Pornstar Top Trumps
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 7:41 pm
okay so over the past couple of days i've had a bit of spare time on my hands, so what have i done? i've put together my own Pornstar Top Trumps. I decided to limit it to just British girls so far, first of all i decided who my favourite 12 girls were and then thought about what catagories would be most relevant.
The girls who made my top 12 are (in alphabetical order):
Alicia Rhodes, Angel Long, Cathy Barry, Faye Rampton, Laura Hermenson, Layla-Jade, Melissa Walker, Michelle Thorne, Nici Sterling, Taylor J Morgan, Sammy Jane, Violet Storm.
and the catagories I chose were:
Face, Breasts, Arse, General Physique, Voice, Performance.
Each category carries a maximum of 10 points so each pornstar would have a grand total out of 60 points.
I should point out that a great deal of this is down to my own tastes and opinions, as well as what I have seen, so of course, people may disagree or wonder why I gave a particular score or why I felt that certain catagories were important. And also its just a bit of harmless fun, the sort of thing forums were designed for surely?
Anyway, before I go and post all the grades I thought I'd test the water so to speak to see if folk would actually want to see all this. Afterall, the girls mentioned (or some of them anyway) may read the post and I wouldn't want them to take anything I say too seriously or personally (anyway, this is effectively me celebrating my 12 favourite British Porn girls) or take offense at the fact that I'm giving parts of their body marks out of ten.
If the general opinion is all for my Top Trumps then I'll submit them in the next day or two, I can tell you now that there is a clear winner, although its pretty close after that.
What I did find interesting was that after adding up everyone's totals, I found that the order the 12 came out in was roughly what I would have said beforehand, without conducting the whloe experiment.
So, once I've gained a few opinions I may (or may not) post all the marks, along with a slightly more detailed breakdown of the 6 catagories and how I awarded points.
Again I should point out that this isn't to be taken too seriously, its just a bit of fun that could be the source of some light-hearted debate on here for a few days.
The girls who made my top 12 are (in alphabetical order):
Alicia Rhodes, Angel Long, Cathy Barry, Faye Rampton, Laura Hermenson, Layla-Jade, Melissa Walker, Michelle Thorne, Nici Sterling, Taylor J Morgan, Sammy Jane, Violet Storm.
and the catagories I chose were:
Face, Breasts, Arse, General Physique, Voice, Performance.
Each category carries a maximum of 10 points so each pornstar would have a grand total out of 60 points.
I should point out that a great deal of this is down to my own tastes and opinions, as well as what I have seen, so of course, people may disagree or wonder why I gave a particular score or why I felt that certain catagories were important. And also its just a bit of harmless fun, the sort of thing forums were designed for surely?
Anyway, before I go and post all the grades I thought I'd test the water so to speak to see if folk would actually want to see all this. Afterall, the girls mentioned (or some of them anyway) may read the post and I wouldn't want them to take anything I say too seriously or personally (anyway, this is effectively me celebrating my 12 favourite British Porn girls) or take offense at the fact that I'm giving parts of their body marks out of ten.
If the general opinion is all for my Top Trumps then I'll submit them in the next day or two, I can tell you now that there is a clear winner, although its pretty close after that.
What I did find interesting was that after adding up everyone's totals, I found that the order the 12 came out in was roughly what I would have said beforehand, without conducting the whloe experiment.
So, once I've gained a few opinions I may (or may not) post all the marks, along with a slightly more detailed breakdown of the 6 catagories and how I awarded points.
Again I should point out that this isn't to be taken too seriously, its just a bit of fun that could be the source of some light-hearted debate on here for a few days.