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Jordons Tits to burst....shock!!!
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2004 4:11 pm
by Lizard
Doctors have warned that Jordan's 34FF breasts could explode if jungle leeches get to chomp on them.The silicone-enhanced glamour model plans to strip off on I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here.
But medics claim that is one of the most perilous things she could do, according to the Daily Star.
So! it must be true, and Jenny Bond to have a cock in her mouth by Wednesday!
Re: Jordons Tits to burst....shock!!!
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2004 4:18 pm
by Wink Wink
I think Jordan will melt on the first night around the camp fire......all that would be left would be a pool of silicon!!
Re: Jordons Tits to burst....shock!!!
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:00 pm
by steve56
and christine hamilton will emerge,lol.
Re: Jordons Tits to burst....shock!!!
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:21 pm
by Wink Wink
Steve you have a VERY unhealthy fixation about Christine Hamilton........you in love with her or something??
Re: Jordons Tits to burst....shock!!!
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:23 pm
by steve56
i find her quite attractive.
Re: Jordons Tits to burst....shock!!!
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:27 pm
by Wink Wink
Hmmmmmm!!
Re: Jordons Tits to burst....shock!!!
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2004 7:01 pm
by angus young
If Jordan does get them out you can bet that ITV will electronically censor them with those stupid fuzzy dots. They would have to before the 9pm watershed and I wouldn't be surprised if the bastards did it after that as well.
Re: Jordons Tits to burst....shock!!!
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2004 8:06 pm
by nosey
So do I. lolem.
Re: Jordons Tits to burst....shock!!!
Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2004 11:08 am
by bfu
thank heaven for small mercies.
IMHO her 'breasts' are grotesque.
no wonder steve preferes mrs hamilton