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Ace,s New Handle

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2004 10:53 am
by Lizard
Now that Ace has passed his exams, and is on his way to Plumbing Heaven, may I suggest a change of 'handle' such as-:

Wrenchman!
Pipeboy
The 'Unblocker'
8mm
Boiler
U-bend........(perhaps not)
Tapper

anyone got anymore?


Re: Ace,s New Handle

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2004 12:57 pm
by steve56
to quote a 70s song:tap turns on the water.

Re: Ace,s New Handle

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2004 1:35 pm
by Tez
Wot about..."How Much???" or "Next Friday..that the best i can do love!"

Re: Ace,s New Handle

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2004 3:10 pm
by IdolDroog
Id go with 8mm....its same number of letters as Ace and it has snuff film (nic cage) connotations....KICK ASS

Re: Ace,s New Handle

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2004 4:02 pm
by crofter
what about ACE PLUMBING PLC, how long before Abramovich wants him on the board at Stamford Bridge??

Re: Ace,s New Handle

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2004 7:30 pm
by mutanthalibut
How about;

Tch tch tch tch. Has to be said while shaking one's head and frowning.

Re: Ace,s New Handle

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2004 7:47 pm
by Ace
Usually followed by sucking through own teeth and stating, 'it's gonna cost you, mate'

Had first hand experience with this at most garages for MOT repairs


Re: Ace,s New Handle

Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 5:37 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
Prof Plumb

cheers
B....OZ

Re: Ace,s New Handle

Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2004 2:09 am
by mart
....and what cowboy did this job for you?"

Mart


Re: Ace,s New Handle

Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2004 11:48 am
by Pervert
I`ll do a quick job for cash

Pancracker Repairman

U bend unblocker