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A non sick joke ( I hope)

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:43 pm
by mutanthalibut
Hopefully no offence will be taken by the readers of this joke



A husband and wife are waiting at the
bus stop, with them are their eight children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes.
When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the
wife and her eight children are able to fit in the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.
After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of
the stick of the blind man and says to him:
"Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your
stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy !!"
The blind man replies: "If you would've put a rubber on the
end of YOUR stick, we'd be sitting in the bus, so shut the f##k up !!"

Re: A non sick joke ( I hope)

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:53 pm
by Lizard
Yeah exactly, how would you like it if you were that blind man, or the bus driver!!!!!


Re: A non sick joke ( I hope)

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:55 pm
by Holden MacGroyn
It's the 8 children I feel sorry for.
How would you like it if you had 8 children who had to go home by foot.
If you ever have 8 kids that have to walk hom,e I'll laugh my arse off you sick bastard.


Re: A non sick joke ( I hope)

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:57 pm
by Ace
Well MH, I fouind it a BELTER!!!!!!!!
As for Magoo, Holden and Liz, if you don't like a joke, then don't read the posts ;-)


Re: A non sick joke ( I hope)

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:58 pm
by Lizard
I think it,s stickism! and blindist, and publictransportist...................

Outraged of Chorley.


Re: A non sick joke ( I hope)

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:59 pm
by Holden MacGroyn
And eightkidaphobic.
DIZ-gusting, with the emphasis on the DIZ.


Re: A non sick joke ( I hope)

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 7:02 pm
by IdolDroog
where were they going?

Re: A non sick joke ( I hope)

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 7:03 pm
by Lizard
Family planning clinic.