egafd.com

Tonight I have been for a curry.........it was shite, anyway I told the owner what I thought, the next moment I,m surrounded by waiters and chefs eyeballing me, I was expecting a good kicking, instead I got a tour of the kitchen a free drink, no payment and a free take away all wrapped up waiting for me of the same meal!.....unreal! I was about to say 'why would I want another meal like that? but thought better of it, just as I was getting into the motor outside, the owner came out and thrust a business card in me hand, told me next time I came the meal would be free.
Who said customer service was dead! I nearly kissed the cunt, but thought better of it.
The takeaway is currently lying somewhere on the M56, if anybody wants it.

I know that restraunt! opposite the old shithouses, and I think you go upstairs, there is something on the window about eating a very hot curry, and getting it free, I wonder if your excluded, if you vom it all back up over the fucka! and ask for another bottle of tiger beer please?