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what a bloody cheek!
Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 2:59 pm
by steve56
just got over flu monday cos i was sweating under my arms the local cafe refused to serve me winding me up about my clothes saying they smell and i should wash them,ive sat next to allsorts there and very strong perfume smelling like vomit from 1 woman but did i complain,no.
Re: what a bloody cheek!
Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 3:07 pm
by Lizard
Maybe you should go in wearing a chemical warfare suit, that,ll fool em, failing that tell them to get fucked!
Re: what a bloody cheek!
Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 3:42 pm
by jj
I really, really wish I hadn't read this thread.
Re: what a bloody cheek!
Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 3:47 pm
by Lizard
I know, I really wish I hadn,t replied......
Re: what a bloody cheek!
Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 3:48 pm
by IdolDroog
yeh how dare you not spread disease in public and smell like a frenchman, next they'll be adding "taxes" onto everything we buy just so they can squander the money
im with JJ on this one....
Re: what a bloody cheek!
Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 3:52 pm
by jj
I really wish you hadn't replied, and that I hadn't replied to your reply.
Re: what a bloody cheek!
Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 6:30 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
Just fill your pockets with pot pouri and wear a ring of garlic around your neck
Should take care of any bad smells
I take it you washed your clothes but forgot to do yourself then...lol
cheers
B....OZ
Re: what a bloody cheek!
Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 6:33 pm
by steve56
yeah thats it,lol.
Re: what a bloody cheek!
Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 6:55 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
Theres only one thing for it....you've got to fight fire with fire
Buy a bottle of cologne-old spice or blue stratos-douse your clothes in it
Guaranteed to kill any odour within eye sight
Funny how people put up with all these sweet/sickly fragrances but natural body odour is politically unacceptable
Snobs the lot of them
cheers
B....OZ
Re: what a bloody cheek!
Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 6:57 pm
by steve56
just being bloody awkward as well.