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Caption Competition

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 11:23 pm
by Holden MacGroyn
[img]http://www.the-clitoris.com/1r4/hymen/hymen7.jpg[/img]

DOES IT BITE!!!


The winner gets a go on my mountain bike without the stabilisers.


Re: Caption Competition

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 1:58 am
by Pervert
"Read my lips"?

Sorry, Holden, I'd definitely need the stabilisers.

Re: Caption Competition

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 2:53 am
by Wink Wink
'That's Not The First Time I've Seen a C**t Talking!!

Oh! Well back to the day job eh!

Re: Caption Competition

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 3:43 am
by mart
This where I dive into the depths of my dusty memory, do a "Google" and................

Mart


Re: Caption Competition

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 7:57 am
by jj
"I'm sorry, Madam: I'm a gynaecologist. The dentist is next door".

Re: Caption Competition

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 11:19 am
by Lizard
'Dont do drugs'


Re: Caption Competition

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 11:48 am
by Tez
The make-up design for the new Alien film was underway...

Tez

Re: Caption Competition

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 12:47 pm
by crofter
how about:
Casper the Friendly Fanny.
I?m a Celebrity .... Get Me Outta Here.
Open All Hours.

Re: Caption Competition

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 12:48 pm
by Holden MacGroyn
"Aaah, it has your nose."

...and Robert Maxwell's eyebrows by the looks of it.
Fucking scarey darey.


Re: Caption Competition

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 1:40 pm
by jj
Oi !!
Unfair !!
You can't enter yer own competition.
That's the sorta trick Cap'n Bob would have pulled............