Grow your breasts !!
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 9:53 pm
Can't let Liz get ALL the money, can we?
My secret blend of 17 herbs and spices will have you down to the lingerie dept. of Harvey Nicks in no time, restocking on all those intimate feminine items we know and love, and can't work out how to undo surreptitiously.
And to the chemists, for the nipple-chafe, and for 'expressing' yourself (and I don't mean taking up Pilates or watercolour-painting....), and the chiropractor for the bad back you've suddenly developed (makes a change from headaches).
My secret blend of 17 herbs and spices will have you down to the lingerie dept. of Harvey Nicks in no time, restocking on all those intimate feminine items we know and love, and can't work out how to undo surreptitiously.
And to the chemists, for the nipple-chafe, and for 'expressing' yourself (and I don't mean taking up Pilates or watercolour-painting....), and the chiropractor for the bad back you've suddenly developed (makes a change from headaches).