Holly Vallance

[Officer Dibble]

Read with some satisfaction that tedious Aussie pop-tart Holly Valance is packing her bags and naffing off back to Auss. Seems pop punters have been displaying rare taste and decency in not buying her records. Consequently, her bank balance is dipping into the red and she can't now afford the rent on her London gaff. Holly's record company have also decided she's a loser and are stubbing her out when her contract comes up for renewal in a month or two. Unfazed Holly let it be known that she wasn't bothered about pop anyway and wanted to go to Hollywood and become a serious actress instead. Problem with that is that she's about as serious an actress as Kelly Brook - Typical innit? One appearance on ?Parkinson? and these pop-tarts think they're fuckin' Meryl Streep. Anyhow, the hard headed producers of Hollywood have got her number and see her as being suitable for nothing more than, say, jumping out of birthday cakes on nuclear battleships that have been captured by terrorists.

Well, that's one pop-tart's 15 minutes up. But the war goes on. You can do your bit by not buying pop-tart or celebrity records and immeadiatly trashing any TV or radio that has the effrontery to display their voice or image.

Officer Dibble

[Tez]

Duz that mean Peter Andre?

Just Checkin....

Tez

[Deuce Bigolo]

The little girl has been made some bad decisions mainly because she listened to her record company and not her manager who opened all the doors for her

Serves her right

Can't wait to see what hollywood will do with her

The 4th charlies angel?
New witch on Charmed?
Teen Virgin on 7th heaven?

Thankfully I won't see any of it

cheers
B....OZ

[Peter]

Oh, I think, "3rd body on CSI Miami" is all she's got to come.

[Deuce Bigolo]

That would be a shame

I quite like those CSI shows

cheers
B....OZ

[Bronson Lee]

The last thing I am gonna do is underestimate a Neighbours actor !
Guy Pierce was the worst , the most wooden actor I had ever seen , and yet when I saw "La Confidential" I was amazed , somewhere between the too (priscilla?) he learned his trade and well .

[angus young]

Those CSI shows should be sponsored by Duracell - the torches come out at every opportunity - even when the lights are on!
I reckon CSI:Miami has the hottest babes - Emily Procter and Khandi Alexander always provoke a reaction in the trouser dept.

[Deuce Bigolo]

LOL

Name any other actors of note from the neighbours stable?

Guy Pearce is a straight shooter/oddball.....has a reputation for bagging his own films which directors for some reason hate?

I suppose if you do something long enough and don't get sidetracked(ie music career) you just might get good at it

You might even score some decent roles unlike the drivel in neighbours
which basically was nothing more than being yourself

cheers
B....OZ

[Bronson Lee]

Russell Crowe was in it for a short while and I am sure I saw Clive James deliver the post one day ... er not that I watch it ... er or anything ... lol

[steve56]

russels good in anything LA confidential was his best though,didnt some ladies from cell block H appear tooElton Dong wrote:

> Russell Crowe was in it for a short while and I am sure I saw
> Clive James deliver the post one day ... er not that I watch it
> ... er or anything ... lol