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Last night in the pub one of my mates was telling me that he puts Bonjela on the head of his penis before he has sex as it numbs it slightly meaning he can last longer. We were all laughing our heads off at this reverlation telling him his cock will fall off if he carry's on using it, surely putting bonjela on your old chap isn't safe what do you guys think?

If he wants it really numb he should try Tabasco Habanero ! cheaper than Novacain ( which is a great name for Sandies next film )

.....at least they'lll never get cold-sores on their genitalia.

Better than having Bon Jovi on yer nob

When using these vicious bastards, especially the red ones, use disposable gloves, because...................
Many chefs I have worked with didn't and when they take a piss, the stinging on their bell end was VERY nasty!! I did make a mistake of rubbing my eye after cutting chillies once, and it streamed for ages afterwards. The key word there was 'once' because you only ever do it once, apart from the Gurkha's I worked with, they seem to 'like' a burning sensation on their cocks.

unless it was ms bonjovi have you seen the nips on that lass you could hang your coat on them