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Holden's Thought For The Day 2

Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 1:12 pm
by Holden MacGroyn
According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were
kids in the 50's, 60's, 70's and early 80's probably shouldn't have
survived, because our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured
lead-based paint which was promptly chewed and licked. We had no
childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or cabinets
and it was fine to play with pans.

When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip flops and
fluorescent spokey dokey's' on our wheels. As children, we would ride
in cars with no seat belts or airbags - riding in the passenger seat
was a treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle and it
tasted the same.

We ate chips, bread and butter pudding and drank fizzy pop with sugar
in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside
playing.

We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and
no-one actually died from this.

We would spend hours building go-carts out of scraps and then went
top speed down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After
running into stinging nettles a few times, we learned to solve the
problem.

We would leave home in the morning and could play all day, as long as
we were back before it got dark. No one was able to reach us and no
one minded.

We did not have Play stations or X-Boxes, no video games at all. No
99 channels on TV, no videotape movies, no surround sound, no mobile
phones, no personal computers, no Internet chat rooms. We had friends
we went outside and found them.

We played elastics and street rounders, and sometimes that ball
really hurt.

We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones but there were no law
suits.

We had full on fist fights but no prosecution followed from other
parents.

We played knock-down-ginger and were afraid of the owners catching us.

We walked to friend's homes.

We also, believe it or not, WALKED to school; we didn't rely on mummy
or daddy to drive us to school, which was just round the corner.

We made up games with sticks and tennis balls.
We rode bikes in packs of 7 and wore our coats by only the hood.
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of.
They actually sided with the law.

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem
solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion
of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned
how to deal with it all. And you're one of them. Congratulations! Pass
this on to others who have had the luck to grow as real kids, before
lawyers and government regulated our lives, for our own good.

For those of you who aren't old enough thought you might like to read
about us. This my friends, is surprisingly frightening...... and it
might put a smile on your face: The majority of students in
universities today were born in 1984........They are called youth.

They have never heard of We are the World, We are the children, and
the Uptown Girl they know is by Westlife not Billy Joel. They have
never heard of Rick Astley, Bananarama, Nena or Belinda Carlisle.

For them, there has always been only one Germany and one Vietnam.

AIDS has existed since they were born.

CD's have existed since they were born.

Michael Jackson has always been white.

To them John Travolta has always been round in shape and they can't
imagine how this fat guy could be a god of dance.

They believe that Charlie's Angels and Mission Impossible are Films
from last year.

They can never imagine life before computers.

They'll never have pretended to be the A Team, RedHand Gang or the
Famous Five.

They'll never have applied to be on Jim'll Fix It or Why Don't You.

They can't believe a black and white television ever existed and
don't even know how to switch on a TV without a remote control.

And they will never understand how we could leave the house without a
mobile phone.

Now let's check if we're getting old...

1. You understand what was written above and you smile.

2. You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon,
after a night out.

3. Your friends are getting married/already married/getting
married again.

4. You are always surprised to see small children playing
comfortably with computers.

5. When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you shake
your head.

6. You remember watching Neighbours and E Street the first
time around.

7. You meet your friends from time to time, talking about
the good old days, repeating again all the funnies you have
experienced together

8. Having read this, you are thinking of sharing it
with some other friends because you think they will like it too...

Yes, you're getting older!!!!


Re: Holden's Thought For The Day 2

Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 3:51 pm
by mart
You think you are old!
I remember Dick Barton, Special Agent and when the only pop music was on Radio Luxemburg (and the top 20 was based on sheet-music sales not records).

Mart


Re: Holden's Thought For The Day 2

Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 4:07 pm
by IdolDroog
well i was born in 1983 and my lifes ambition was and still is to be in the A-team :P great post tho

Re: oh and PS...

Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 5:19 pm
by Holden MacGroyn
Weeellll....we didn't really have guns in the house when we were kids, unless you were related to the Krays.


Re: Holden's Thought For The Day 2

Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 5:55 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
Then maybe the prophecies and significance of 1984 were true after all
Big brother has assumed control through fear...the enemy(terrorism) is everywhere so we must have absolute control

I got my first job in 1984...the local state bank...it went on to lose 3 billion
dollars of public money in just under 7 years....enjured another 9 years of rebuilding before winning a lottery ticket-redundancy-sweet

Empire Building...........tchhhhhh!!!!

I'll always remember the eighties as the decade of GREED
When those in Power turned a blind eye to those who were making a killing in Public & Private enterprises

This lead to the decade of despair the nineties which still continues today
Youth unemployment running between 20/40% depending on where you live but the overall rate running at historic lows of 5/6%-farcical

Still as you say Holden we have our childhoods to reflect on(safe compared to today) to reflect on.I truly believe because we weren't exposed to so much TV(especially the news) we didn't live in fear.I once jumped of my next door neighbours double story rumpus room as a dare(maybe on this occasion it would have been better if I were watching an A-Team stunt on the box).It was only when I was half way down I thought(how do I slow down).I know I'll grab the nice sharp iron fence-only ended up with 4 stictches in the shape of a scorpion-pretty call but nothing to brag about-bastard

I used to give the Wildlife round my parts hell with me slingshot(sorry for all those broken windows) Flying birds(even pigeons aren't that easy to hit midair from 50 meteres away.and me being short sighted didn't help

Then there was the slug gun.Being shot in the gluteus maximus fuckin hurts
Another dare

cheers
B....OZ

On a brighter note...

Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 6:41 pm
by The Last Word
Ignore the ephemera (no-one stops the wheel) and ask this: are the youth of today any worse equipped at handling the prospective pressures of tomorrow than previous generations were?

I mean, really?

"And all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death." - Macbeth