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The latest statistics from Oz show that we eat an average of 10 Easter eggs each over easter. But I have never met anyone who admits to scoffing more than about 3. Lots of us are lying then !

Next time you ask someone " So how many Easter eggs did you enjoy then ? " and they come back with " Oh only 1 or 2. " punch their stupid faces in and yell " LYING BASTARD "

Sometimes you have to belt the truth out of people. Happy Easter everyone.

Ms Valance was pissed off at the way the Fleet Street type media couldn't stop talking about her bits and only asked stupid questions. I dont think she really meant that ALL Britons were a pack of wankers. She was refering to the media coverage. Sounds more like she was just pissed off at getting treated like the press treat everyone in her position.

It wasn't just reserved for you guys either. At the Melbourne Grand Prix a few months ago she turned up as a paid-for guest of the organisers and was rude to fans who turned up to see her while her boyfriend threatened to punch a photographer.

In spite of all this I still fucking LOVE her and I dont know why. Her two albums spend a lot of time spinning in my CD player and every time I hear anything bad about her I try and rationalise it away.

As for her looking like a chip shop slag - well I LIKE cheap tarts. Come on Magoo, dont tell me you haven't fancied a bit a rough little scrubber from time to time ?

i keep seeing her pics on london buses round my way.