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Is it me or are Hospital Dramas the new 'soft porn' I watched casualty which Ms Lizard had taped, and it was full of jack and annie, Doctors in tight jeans, cropped tops, full make up, and that was just the men! there wasn,t one pig frighner amongst ALL the wimmin in the whole programme. At my local A&E, the nurses can spit 30yds, and they look like sumo wrestlers with uniforms on, I wouldn,t argue with any of them, if they say Iv,e got the clap! thats what Iv,e got, and the Doctors are dribbling gereatrics who speak in a language known only to them, I dont want to see all this modern tosh! I want blood, and enemas, and I want to see junior doctors who cant get it up, because they have just done a 100hr week, and Matrons in crisp white and blue uniforms reading the riot act to some cowering wreck of a nurse!

Soft shites............

no nurse i said prick his boil,lol.

Speaking as someone whose spent a fair amout of time in hospital i.e. on the receiving end, my favourite one is; right this will not hurt.
to which my reply is, yes it does; it always fucking does.
Worst dump of a hospital has to be Wakefield's,it always reminded me of the film "one flew over the cuckoo's nest", just with lots more nurse ratchet's!
A word of warning though if you can , dont go into hospital around August; for a operation or anything. thats when the junior housemen[wannerbe doctors] are released onto the wards.You can always spot them,a copy of the "oxford concise book of medicine" in their pockets and smelling faintly of B.O........

Nurses like sumo wrestlers. Yes, not exactly a good advertisement for healthy living.

Mart