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Holden MissGroyn.
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 7:01 pm
by Lizard
Having read Magoo,s comments on Holdens 'Gender' change, I,m sure the forum would want to wish him/her well in his/her new life, it takes guts to go through with all that (ask JJ), I,m told the operation went very well, they even found an old Raliegh 'chopper' bike seat up his arse........cant be bad, may even be woth a bit on e-bay.
Well done Holders, now there,s no need to hide your nuts under a bushell.
Re: Holden MissGroyn.
Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 4:35 am
by jj
You're wrong again- a lot of it was shoplifted from M&S and Knickerbox.
Re: Holden MissGroyn.
Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 6:04 am
by Bronson Lee
I Guess that explains the record lost for M&S this year ...........
It could just be due to spotty teenagers gobbing in the over priced food at the processing plant though ........
and Liz you are Bang out of order !
Its MsGroyn !
Re: Holden MissGroyn.
Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 8:49 am
by Lizard
He,s had more than his foul language gland removed, his bell end has been reversed and is now serving as a postbox for all his fan mail.
I too have noticed his reluctance to 'cunt' someone, however once he starts on the HRT, I,m sure he will be back on full 'badiel' mode, and we can look forward to many 'cunt' moments again.
Anyway I,m off to change me bag, it,s full and me teeth are floating.
Re: Holden MissGroyn.
Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 2:30 pm
by jj
.......d'you think, in his new mellow mood, H would be up for pushing me piles back up?
They're the size of grapes, and they're killing me.
Anyone else?
Re: Holden MissGroyn.
Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 3:14 pm
by Lizard
I shouldn,t really give you this advice, but! I have contacted me uncle Orca, who lives in Mexico, and his advice re your piles is to take a bunson burner to them-vigorously! dont spare the horses, then get yerself down the grape and pullet, and quaff several strong largers.
Hope this helps.
Re: Holden MissGroyn.
Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 4:56 pm
by jj
Lizard wrote:
> Hope this helps.
Yes, it did.
I laughed so much at your pathetic advice I blew me arsehole inside-out, and the piles are now plastered all over the bedroom anaglypta. At least they're out, the bastards.....
Trouble is, when I have a crap now, it comes out of me left nostril.
Please don't offer any advice on this particular condition- I'm going to consult a painter and decorator first thing tomorrow.
Never did like that anaglypta.
Re: Holden MissGroyn.
Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 4:59 pm
by Holden MacGroyn
I used to go to school with Anna Glypter.
(copyright S56 crap joke #567937465)
Re: Holden MissGroyn.
Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 5:54 pm
by jj
.......from Hero to Zero, all in one post.
Hang your head in shame.