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Much has been made about my lack of celeb bashing.
Much has also been made of my recent sex change.

Firstly, I'm scared of the wrath of Wooders.

Woodgnome.
By Holden MacGroyn


Woodgnome
Is from a good home
With a head like the millenium dome
He goes to the Hippodrome
And his Tea is lukewarm...


Thankyou Please.


Secondly and most importantly.
I did not have a sex change, I simply had the wrong batch of steroids delievered and I am now the owner of a fine pair of 38dd knockers.
I am also available for work if any of you slag shit bastards are interested.

I am currently looking for a new steroid supplier that will resolve my tittidness (Marino can you help) , failing that, I'd like to have a lesbo sesh with LDM.


I am rather hurt that my almost sex change has been leaked to the popular British porno's as it was a very sensitive issue & area.
As Maggers has grassed me up, I feel it only my rightful duty to hint at the fact that he likes sex with plastic goats.
In fact, Imelda Tufty Tits is his latest acquisition and the reason why he has no time for you lot.
Don't be fooled with that "I've been really busy" bollocks.

Anyway, I'm just hinting at it and not directly pointing the finger at Magoo "Shagger of plastic Goats" Bacon.


As for the Chopper seat up my arse, I can explain that.
I did a rather tasty wheelie back in '78 and thought my seat had been knicked by Gripper Stebson. 'tis all.



Bastards.

Methinks the lady doeth protest too much!

Only when you asked to feel my tits for the 90th time Lizzo...

Given that Magoo visited Milton Keynes in 1994, that now explains the worried expressions on the plastic cows there...........

It's no coincidence that his name is Magoo...take out the Ag and you have Moo...the very love noise of his cows.
Ssshh I'll be here like Casper Weinberger if you need any more info.

have you considered contributing any of your works to www.tim-huckle.co.uk?

you would have to go some to match the elegiac splendour of mission to lincoln, for instance, but i feel you have the same potential.

of course, lizard is already up there among the bardic greats (assuming he and tim aren't one and the same) but there's always room for one more poet laureate on the forum...

At last Wooders has responded to me without shaming my tourettic outbursts.
Thankyou muchly.
I will post my Woodgnome creation at the site you mentioned along with this new spur of the moment creation.


Woodgnome
I would like to bone,
Some of the chicks on your site

She must be fruity
With a fine booty
And not too full of shite

She must be hairless
And careless
But not bald as a kite

And if you delete this
Or take the piss
We shall have to have a fight

I thankyou please muchly.

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And you bastards thought I was a spasmoid.

Why would you think H would know?
Or indeed, me or Liz?
Are neck-braces the new fashion accessory?