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Boots. No, I don't mean use them as earplugs. Boots the chemists.

Mart

Boots.
Kick them to death.

Or make the bloke wear one on his cock.
And shove the other one in the bint's mouth to stop her caterwauling.

Wasn't 'Jessie Boot' a funny name for a chemist?
Or indeed, a greengrocer, or a purveyor of ladies' underthings?
I think I'll change my name to Florence Flipflop, or perhaps Simon Slingback.

I think it was Jesse (a biblical name) not Jessie.

Mart

My spelling came from Google, so I was lucky even to have it in English.