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We were discussing important world events at the pub last night and decided TV needs a new gameshow.

Celebrity Tit Wank, where well hootered celebs wank off the public. He who lasts longest wins a Porsche 911.

We have drawn up a list of celebs, feel free to add.......

Kate Garraway, Nigella Lawson, Fern Britton, Carol Kirkwood, Kirsty Gallacher, Elise Du Toit.

Do you think Sky One would show it?

charlie dimmock,carol smilie ,me?

'Celebrity tits'?
There are so many to choose from.....

....but I'd start with Shane Richie, and work down......

wendy richards,sue nicholls,dana gillespie,etc

Wasn't this a Roger Mellie idea you thieving git?
I have it in Viz!!!