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Where is everyone?
Out enjoying yourselfs you bastards.

Well sod it then.

I,ve just got in, and am debating whether to go for a piss or not, I may just piss meself right here right now! and blame the cat, if your so bored why not take some steroids and masterbate furiously!

I,m well up for it tomorrow maggs, I will be wearing some tweed tied off plus fours, with those scottish looking socks, and a deerstalker, and I have just finished eating a stone of dodgy oysters, washed down with guiness
tomorrow I will feast on bananas and eggs, and a pound of all bran, hope your up for it!.............

Grovenor pie!!!!!! FUCK, I,d forgotten about that one, meat and eggs, all in one package! good call, I must now drive to the all night Tesco to buy some, but no nub ends, just the middle bits with the egg in, I love your outfit, we can both doff our caps, as we pass the toilet attendant, and say ' excuse me fine sir, can you show us to our cubicles, for we are ready for our bowel movements, and then tip him a shilling...

Nothing like a good detox program

Don't forget to light a match or lighter when starrting lift off

Leaves a mark like a graffitti artist

cheers
B....OZ

You never told us you was double jointed......bastard.