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the folks at bgafd towers have been so impressed by the articulate and thoughtful nature of many of the posts made to this forum (excluding those of a food related nature) that we want to turn you all into a brains trust!

we're seeking civic minded individuals who are interested in writing articles on topics of relevance to bgafd. your reward? publication on the site and a place in the bgafd hall of fame! who needs a knighthood?

your piece could be done as an essay, or perhaps an faq (or even a comic strip, if you're feeling ambitious) and it will be placed in a new 'miscellany' section, to be launched shortly. the only criteria is that it must be of relevance to bfgad - i.e. something to do with brit porn.

as an example, you may have noticed that some questions get asked over and over again on the forum. well, if you have the knowledge to provide a definitive answer once and for all, write it up and send it to us!

some subjects that fall into this category are:

how can i get into porn acting?
what do i need to become a porn producer? (maybe some of our industry regulars would like to share their wisdom on these?)
how and where can i get british hardcore on satellite tv?
what's the low down on the law regarding importing adult material?
what is allowed in an R18 classified video and what isn't allowed and why?

you are by no means limited to these, of course. hopefully, you'll have your own ideas for topics and everyone is welcome to forward them to us.

please mail any thoughts, offers, or suggestions you might have to: info@bgafd.co.uk

I think I could have a shot at the satellite one as its a hobby of mine and I must have seen every hardcore channel in Europe and have worked out where the Brit stuff is hidden eg Bens films cunningly disguised with Italian titles. Trouble is it will take me ages to get round to compiling a quality piece of work as I tend to waste all my free time jibbering about food and abusing alcohol:.)

I trust that my previous forays into food dont preclude me from this. I promise not to mention any of the hundreds of cookery channels available from Italy, France etc. Or the fact that a film called Sex Lives of Clowns was on one porn channel.

ah, sex and comedy - an unbeatable combination, if you don't happen to like either very much!

good stuff! your name did spring to mind when that particular topic was listed. we look forward to receiving a top notch piece of journalism (or at least, something that's been through a spell checker).

Thats enough out of you junior as I have said many times Magoo
and JJ are icons on this forum and not because they are clowns but because when they post people listen because they know their stuff.

Magoo is the satellite king of Europe

JJ Dough Boy!!I won't mention what he's qualified in

cheers
b...oz

Ps Are you going to have a Troll section-Zasuna a shoein

now now buttsie you would have to include your good self, maggo and loads more in that section with the ammout of stick you give newbies.and i feel people enjoy like the reaction that trolls can give this forum a silly question here and there is a lot more enjoyable than 3 people using the forum as a chat room.

in the past yes i have abused some of the producers and i would like to take this oppertunity to say sorry if any of you have been offened.i have changed my view on most of them and can see where they are coming from even though i may not agree with them.Marcus is a top bloke and gl to them all

woodgnome,good idea this one,i'm sure the boys and girls of the forum will do you proud.



one world one love zasuna

how about listings of pornstars who have crossed over
eg michelle thorne on soho uncovered
ben dovers bbc2 acting gig
amanda dawkins sky job
ron jeremy in moby's new vid o/t
john mason in the tate etc etc

bit of a giggle hey?

Could you include a 'Reasons to hate Maxs Hardcore' section? Oh, ok then. Well I do feel somewhat secondary to the various literary masterminds on this forum and don't want to write something someone else may do better but I'll put my mind to it if it helps the cause


Matt

Zas my man. Could you please tell me one thread where I have given "stick" to a newbie. If you can then I will quite happily own up to it. But if you cant then the facts speak for themselves. Also I dont regard this as a chatroom for three people as you stated. Do some reading and you will see I have been involved in debates with dozens of people and answered requests from many a newbie.

I thank you in advance of your kind cooperation.

There's a couple of Max groups on Yahoo where you could vent your feelings, Matt: on the other hand, you'd probably be as welcome as a bacon roll at a bar-mitzvah !!
Good idea for site, tho' I can't think of anything at the moment.
And thanks for the (entirely undeserved) compliments.
Poor ole Zas: he's getting better, you know, guys.......now I feel sorry for all the stick he's getting.

Woodgnome old boy, I'm there. Ideas: many. Watch this space.