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It never travels very far
just from his house into his car.
Occasionally he lets it out
Mainly when he has the gout
which is often so we hear
it,s probably due to drinking beer
There,s Lesbo straight but no gay men
he really isn,t into them
so for a guaraneed erection
ask to borrow his collection.

Eyethengu!

And to thank that talentless prat Motion beat you to the post of poet laureate. Bravo! Encore.

Motion is not a 'talentless prat'.



He's a prat without talent.
Unlike Liz, whose obvious talent and judicious choice of subject are the epitome of good taste, and other stuff wot critics write.
And it rhymes- that was clever. Didn't think of having rhymes in mine.
Neither did Motion, in his- but what an appropriate name he has.
Is his first name Bowel?