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was i dreaming or did i hear someone say on the radio they were steely dan.

I haven't eaten nearly enough strange mushrooms to understand this.

it should have been ultimate spinach ?,never knew they recorded romeo and juliet thats another rare version.

I find LSD works much better, and there's no cooking involved.

But, no, he's got ME stumped, too, this time.
I'll have to find a stronger hallucinogen.

I tried a misture of turps, crack and Marmite for a while, but it just turned my poo black and I still couldn't make out what he was on about.

That mix is very good for grouting, I find: although I admit the colour leaves a lot to be desired.
At least we managed to work poo into yet another thread !!

Should I rephrase that last bit, d'you think?
It conjures up images of oriental sweatshops, with lots of coolies (with names like Han Poo Yuk) spinning yarn out of..........
...anyway, you score 50 Forum Bonus points for that.

When you have 5 000 000, you get a night out with a moderator of your choice at Catford dogs, and a bag of chips guaranteed, on the way home.
Anything 'extra' is at the moderator's discretion..........

Can I donate my points?

Blimey, you offer a bloke an evening out at a top London niterie, with a charming and witty companion, and a supper fit for a king, and all you get in return is sark, I dunno, I bet Robert Stigwood never had this trouble starting out as an emp...impreis......bloke who arranges entertainment, it's enough to make you pack up and go back to Much Futtering in the Middle, they know how to have a good time down there, what with nightly Dwarl-Flunking and Throwing the Pig at the Rector, and then there's Big Maisie, she's VERY entertaining, she once entertained the entire crew of HMS Ark Royal for a whole week, I dunno where she gets the energy, it must be all that silage she eats, still she'll make lovely eating when she's too old for entertaining RN gentlemen.............

It was the company aspect that bothered me: Alec talking about his sheep, Phil about his latest computer update, or the sinister cackling of Woodgnome as he recounts his most recent "deletions."

Oh, I see: no, yer OK, they don't actually TALK.
Talking's EXTRA, you see.........
You can have talk, if that's what you really want, either by the bon mot, or the full conversation thing's ?50 an hour, ?300 the whole night (and you have to provide breakfast, and none of that toast and cereal rubbish, either- it's a Full English or nothing).

Kinky bugger. Wants TALK, does he?
Lah-di-dah, just coz he's got a long name.......