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My love is like a well worn shoe
that fits me like a sock
she makes me tea, she makes me toast
and fiddles with me cock

My love has got a storpford eye
that twinkles in the sun
she reaches into my holster
and fiddles with me gun

My love is someone special
she makes me warm inside
she isn,t like an anteater
thats why it,s nice to meet her.

He is truly a rare talent. Possibly even medium-done, if it's a warm day.

And have you noticed how common anteaters are becoming in popular culture these days?
For some reason, this worries me.

That's why it worries me.
I am an ant.