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Selling yer House!!

Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 10:39 am
by Ace
Its a fucking nightmare, my estate agent is a cunt, but the potential buyers are bigger cunts.
Iv'e had a number of 'no-shows' and potential buyers trying to drop the price by ?10k like its short change.
Mind you, my house has never looked so clean these past few weeks


Re: Selling yer House!!

Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 3:07 pm
by Terry May
went thru the turmoil myself - my advice is steer well clear of those thieving bastard estate agents - one came round to value the house dressed in a nasty shiny suit and reeking of Old Spice in which he appeared to take a daily shower. Because of this the wallpaper started peeling off as he walked thru the house.

And then he had the audacity to say his charge would be 2% for putting a picture of my house in his shop window.

So I sold it myself and saved a fortune! Bit of a hassle but then you save several thousand pound as opposed to hading it to a spotty 17 year old who pisses it up the wall on alcopops!

Re: Selling yer House!!

Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 3:48 pm
by steve56
well theres a programme on ch 4 or 5 which makes it look so easy.

Re: Selling yer House!!

Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 4:09 pm
by Marino
My other half is an estate agent, that must proove what filth they are, who else, would go out with me.

Howevr if you are selling in the Surrey area we may be able to help you.

Super Marino always ready to serve.

Re: Selling yer House!!

Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 7:27 pm
by Pervert
Cardboard box? You're lucky!

Re: Selling yer House!!

Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 7:57 pm
by sandie
sounds just like working in porn Ace!


Re: Selling yer House!!

Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 7:58 pm
by mart
I think there's a comedy sketch waiting in the wings.

Mart


Re: Selling yer House!!

Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 8:03 pm
by sandie
is there some sort of loop hole i can get thru to sell the apartment i dont own but pay rent at.

be the easieat half mil ive ever made if there is and i will go halves up wiv the nice man that shows me how.