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There seems to have been a recent sudden proliferation in the number of threads associating ordure with firearms.
Must be the weather............

Ain't that the truth

Strangely I just had a visit from 2 friends

Brought me a Compost Bin that is guaranteed to attract snakes

Couldn't wait till they left so I could start filling it and making those wonderful smells-like the ones currently in my kitchen-amazing how odour escapes from plastic bags

cheers
B....OZ

I didn,t shit in your shed!, well not on purpose, I thought it was your bathroom, as it was the cleanest room in Magoo Mansions, mind you I thought it was dark in there! I got the pizza from your fridge....is that what it was "spicy beef" I thought it was 3 week old anchovy, I did fall flat on me arse walking down 'dog leap' to find a restaraunt thet didn,t exist, we also got refused admission to the Tuxedo Junction, as we mentioned your name, and the bouncers told us to fuck off back to Manchester, as we were soft shites, I love the welcome I get up there, I wouldn,t mind but I had me muscle back tee shirt on, and Ms Lizard had her 'greyhound' skirt adorning her lithe frame, there,s no justice..............

'I say' I did NOT have sexual abloutions with that shed.

Your protestations ring hollow, along with your fire-stations and bus-stations.
Remeber: he has the photographs, and unless you agree to our demands they will be sent, along with a copy of your fourth-form school report from St Buggermesideways College for Daughters of the Gentility, to a certain Mr M Clifford, who wil no doubt make use them in ways which will prove excruciatingly embarrassing both for you, and for those herring which feature so prominently amongst them.