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Like last year, the Brits seemed to have entered a ringer- is this Life imitating a Father Ted plot?
And can we please apply the technique to future Lunnun Olympics bids?
(Brum can have it, or indeed anyone north thereof....)

Oh Shit!!...Double Shit!!!!...Turds Alive!!!!!!!

I missed it(due to the Royal Wedding-what a hoot!!!) and didn't set the VCR

Did I miss anything?

cheers
B....OZ

I don't know- I didn't watch it either, due to my having to delouse the cat.

Smart move

Pussy on the brain again eh or just looking for a tasty snack?

I've actually got another chance to watch it tonight...NAH!!!!!

cheers
B....OZ

Lice make a very tasty and nutritious snack, especially fricasseed with some centipedes (for crunchiness, and that extra 'tang' from their poison-sacs), and some worms or caterpillars (for juiciness and vitamin C).
Iss one of Delia's favourites, she always takes a tupperware container of it when Norwich are playing away.

[No arthropods were abused during the making of this post].

I think what you meant to say is that Brum, and any point south of there can have it. The Reading (rather than reading) Olympics, following on from the Eurovision Song Contest live from Ugli Village Hall.

Well Deuce, I'm wanking...er, I mean watching it right now on SBS and the spunk-rats from Bosnia-Hears-my-Godfinger were enough to make me believe in God again.

No, I meant what I said (selfishness winning out over loyalty to the North).
I don't want these colossally pointless white elephants and major inconveniences anywhere within a very long expectoration from my threshold.

We should then stick to the Father Ted formula---make sure Ireland wins every year, and give Craggy Island the Olympics.

Is it just me or is this Eurovision thingymeebob starting to show:
a) That the UK is out of touch with the rest of Europe.
b) That the UK is being punished for siding with the USA.
c) That being an island and borderless has less chance of getting votes from your neighbouring countries, I mean Ireland did just as bad.
d) That fame academy, pop idol etc are a large heap of shit, as proved by that cardboard cutout guy who represented us.

I am going to sort this out for next year and have entered steve56 as our unfaltering hope, he will cover a 70?s classic (yet to be decided what will suit his singing style) looking majestic in his 70?s gear, backing vocalist/dancer will be the tremendous jj looking resplendant in his yellow tanktop and flashy dance moves!!

Come on boys put some pride back in Britain!!